Don't bother fixing up your hair -- I'll be messing it up later. Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? You are so hot in that dress. So after midnight walk up to her and hit her with a small smile, holding out both of your hands to her hands, and say dance with me. Remember that the player who gets rejected the most is the player who leaves with the most numbers!
Om det inte funkar har du heller inte gjort bort dig, utan kan stanna och ragga någon annan.
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Just be a little careful to make sure they don't get the impression that you like them, because then the girl your trying to get with may feel obligated to not get involved with you because her friend s like you. Each time she thinks about the joke she will think about you, and the more she thinks about you the better your chances are. I really don't know why they get all horny from that but they do. In fact SHE gave me her phone number after just a few seconds of us chatting without me even asking, so the moral of the story is you have to look for the signs then move in for the kill. Use this especially when she's with her friends. After you go on a date with a woman you are very interested in, and if you feel that everything on your date went very well, send flowers to her workplace.